Milk . . .

a conversation with Lexi tonight after her bath . . .
Lexi: "Mommy, I want to rub lotion on my boobies"
Mommy: "Okay, Lexi"
Lexi: "Mommy, I have little boobies. I wish I had big boobies like you."
Mommy: "Why do you wish that?"
Lexi: "So that when I get bigger like you, milk will pop out!"

Only out of the mouth of a 3 year old!